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June 9, 2009: Japanese Offensive
LOLSCHACH's JOURNAL: June 9, 2009They did it.Years of military sterility has led Japan to circumvent their warrior proclivities into scientific application. Who could have seen this coming? The world...
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June 10, 2009: The Undead
LOLSCHACH's JOURNAL: June 10, 2009Burned drug dealer on a funeral pyre today. Had a vision.Still uncertain what it meant.Why is the ghost of Rosie O'Donnell trying to contact me?
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June 11, 2009: Zombie Encounter
LOLSCHACH's Journal: June 11, 2009: Went out for exercise, brought along sidekick. Late at night, no doubt I would run into some criminal or pervert. Looked forward to it. Disappointed. Streets were as...
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June 17, 2009: Traffic Problem
LOLSCHACH's JOURNAL: June 17, 2009Was riding bus to pay a visit to one of Dreiberg's furry-loving acquaintances in Springfield, Virginia, when I saw this:Hippie Veidt probably in league with the...
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LOLSCHACH's Journal: June 19, 2009:Overheard fat man and Asian kid talking during a ride on subway. Something about a "sex box". Then recalled Japanese penchant for perverted materials. Knew that it...
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June 22, 2009: Missing Baby
LOLSCHACH's JOURNAL: June 22, 2009Heard an account today of a missing baby. Will recount tale here.
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June 24, 2009: Metropolis
LOLSCHACH's JOURNAL: June 24, 2009Local activity has not been out of the ordinary. Have been looking for places to go. Places with crime. Filth. Depravity. The cry for justice. Disney amusement...
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July 2, 2009: Zombie Follow-Up
LOLSCHACH's Journal: July 02, 2009: Heard some rumors about additional encounters with zombies from June 11 incident. News stations with their plastic blondes and middle-aged men with fake laughs seem...
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August 27, 2009: Never Compromise
LOLSCHACH's Journal: August 27, 2009:Yesterday, discovered efficient new way to apprehend neighborhood thieves. Involves fake bank bags and superglue. Got idea while looking at mice caught in glue...
View ArticleAugust 30, 2009: Psychotics
LOLSCHACH's Journal: August 30, 2009:Night before last, checked glue trap in Park Place alley. Arrived too late. Thief had escaped. Did not leave many clues: fake Rolex, left arm, blood. Disappointing....
View ArticleAugust 31, 2009: Psychotics (Update)
LOLSCHACH's Journal: August 31, 2009:Did not catch any madmen last night. Had to make do with intoxicated fraternity boys leaving Happy Harry's. One of them was wearing polo shirt with popped collar....
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September 01, 2009: PBS Town
LOLSCHACH's Journal: September 01, 2009.Sent twelve prepubescents to the emergency room before lunch. Four were stripping cars. Six were mugging. Two were raping. Hurm. American youth. Gone down...
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September 02, 2009: Veidt's Whereabouts.
LOLSCHACH's Journal: September 02, 2009: Been a rough summer. Blake seems to have dropped off the face of the earth, rumors swirl of his daughter's affair with a Congressman or possibly working at a...
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